Nil by mouth

Here at the Hookery, we're quite fond of Mog's Togs cat collars.  We've had a couple now, but this is definitely my favourite:

The problem with Hector is he's just a bit too affectionate, which leads to people giving him snacks, which leads to rotting teeth and breath that could fell an ox from 50 paces.  The collar has definitely had the desired effect.  Hector's looking a bit leaner and he's always home in time for tea, so I don't have to spend ages rattling his food and calling him in for the evening.

Thank goodness Hector can't read!